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The Cyber House Rules

Posted on 6th Jun 2013 08:28:35

You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!

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How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back

Posted on 5th Jun 2013 23:20:24

You're going back for the Countess, aren't you? Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? I don't want to be rescued. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.

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That Darn Katz!

Posted on 5th Jun 2013 23:10:35

Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?

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Bendless Love

Posted on 29th May 2013 00:00:00

That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Hey, guess what you're accessories to. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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